Best tweet ever.
don’t you hate it when you sneeze so hard that you regenerate
i pretend to be punk rock but im really just a vaguely emo indie pop kid who loves fall out boy a lot
please don’t unfollow me
here have a snickers
you get a bit delusional when you’re hungry
"can i ask you something?"
"you just did"
when you see a hot guy in public and you’re like