seduction, addiction, HEROINE 

jouirmoi:

people who borrow your pen and then start chewing on it

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

mermaidpirate:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

if you’re ever feeling lazy just remember that the ancient greeks believed their gods lived on top of a very climbable hill but no one even bothered to check

Did you really just call Mount Olympus a hill?

sorry. BIG hill

frostingpeetaswounds:

SELENA REJECTING JUSTIN’S KISS

TAYLOR’S ‘YUCK’ FACE

doitsu-is-near:

im-secretly-javert:

rosie-woz-ere:

henryclervals:

i should not have done this

You forgot one

What about all the anime fandoms and homestuck?

battor:

succubustykisses:

One day someone from tumblr is going to come into my store and see the stupid tag lines i add to signs and they’ll just KNOW

OH MY GOD

memewhore:

I literally said, “WHAAAAT THE…..????”